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Presents…

So you wanna be a bartender?

Welcome all drinkers and wannabe drink makers to my beginner bartending lessons.  If you have ever thought about moving from the front of the bar to behind the bar then my first five lessons are for you!  I will teach you the barlingo you need to know,  show you the lay of the land in boozeville, and familiarize you with the basics found behind every bar.  If this is your first night behind the stick my lessons will teach you how to fake it until you really know how to make it and help you to feel comfortable in your new environment.  If your interest is purely recreational, I can clue you in to some inside secrets  and you can play the bartender at home.  Curious about the booze business?      You will come away with a sneak peek at the real deal from the bartender’s perspective .   Are a protender already?  Check my skills    by sailing though the bitter quiz at the start of each lesson and  bounce right on to the next!

masked bartender with shaker and peace sign

Welcome all beginner bartenders!

  You have come to the right place

Barbacks and bartenderonis too!

These hosted lesson will provide valuable information to bring all beginner bartenders up to speed.  From ice to fruit my inside secrets with take you  from know nothing to know something in five quick steps .

fruit splashes into glass ice orange limes

Learn your way around a cube or two with my lesson in ice management.  By the end of this first lesson you will know what drinks call for ice, how to use it,  and what to do when you break something in it.

bar scene with drinks and disco balls

Learn the inside secret to the most requested drink. This lesson shows why the most popular cocktails will never be found  in  a book of obscure recipes or listed on specialty cocktail menus.

two hands two drinks one toast

This lesson teaches the beginner bartender about the importance of the perfect pour and why a measured shot matters.  Once you know the why you can go on to learn the how and quickly master the technique for speed and accuracy.

bartender pouring shot into iced filled glass

Each lesson has a spot for my wannabe(s) too.  If your not thinking of becoming a professional bartender check out these spots to learn recreational drink slinging and first night tips for newbies and bartenderonis.

four friends on beach drinking

This lesson goes beyond making drinks and teaches beginners about drinking drinks and dealing with drunks.  Need to shut someone off?  Check out my tips to see my best advice for the worst part of the job.

drunken mess of a girl

This lesson takes the beginner bartender behind the bar to learn the standards that every bar is expected to have.  From sodas and juice to fruit and vermouth you will know what you will see and what you should do with it.

iced bar mix mixers and garnish

Each lesson also has an inside secret to clue you in and show some exceptions to the rules.  These tips take you past the basic lesson to teach you more – schooling you past beginner bartending and into protender territority –  just in case you happen to be  interested!

Not sure where you fit in? Let’s check it out!

winking lady at home bar

If you have a bar in your home (or make one up wherever you are) then you are a wannabe (at) home bartender.

bartender pouring beer at tap

If you are looking for a real gig slinging drinks and stacking cash you aren’t a wannabe at home  …  you are a wannabe pro!

muscular man with bare upper body

If you have gotten a job backing up a talented bartender with your muscles and hustle, check out the barback section for your tips!

woman wearing red headband and red heartframed sunglasses

If you are a pretty face and find yourself behind the bar because of that and nothing else my inside secrets can take you from prancing pony to bartending workhorse in no time!

Now that you’ve found your spot…

Future lessons in bartending badassary are already underway.